{"id":698,"date":"2016-01-28T17:19:09","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T01:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/?p=698"},"modified":"2016-01-29T10:18:17","modified_gmt":"2016-01-29T18:18:17","slug":"2016-year-of-the-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/archives\/698","title":{"rendered":"2016 ~ Year of the Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"

This year is filled with monkeys<\/a> all right—and they are not in the Amazon<\/a>—they are all actually running for president in the U.S. of A.!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The above images are from KingFisher, The Concise Children\u2019s Encyclopedia<\/a>…I couldn\u2019t find the comb-over but I\u2019m pretty sure the former Secretary of State (remember, Benghazi<\/a>?) is in there.<\/p>\n

This month is almost over and before we know it, Fat Tuesday will be here. And then, it will be 40 days and nights of denying ourselves or abstaining so as to be worthy by Easter Sunday. Unless you are Jewish…or Buddhist…or even atheist (doesn\u2019t even qualify for an uppercase A)—in which case, how\u2019s that working for you?! Different kind of bliss, I imagine.<\/p>\n

And then, there is they-who-shall-not-be-named. They\u2019re just mad dogs and should be put down as such. But don\u2019t get me started…<\/p>\n

What\u2019s on your abstinence list?<\/p>\n

Mine? Gluten<\/a>.<\/p>\n

God bless you and yours. Make the last word they hear from you be…love<\/a>.<\/p>\n

No regerts, \u00a0 j<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This year is filled with monkeys all right—and they are not in the Amazon—they are all actually running for president in the U.S. of A.! The above images are from KingFisher, The Concise Children\u2019s Encyclopedia…I couldn\u2019t find the comb-over but I\u2019m pretty sure the former Secretary of State (remember, Benghazi?) is in there. This month • Read More »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[113,18,111,112,115,110,114,116,109],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fresh-drinking-water-governor-brown-twin-tunnels","tag-113","tag-benghazi","tag-buddhist","tag-easter","tag-gluten","tag-jewish","tag-love","tag-monkeys","tag-year-of-the-monkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":717,"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions\/717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeanneferris.com\/LatestNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}